I got to thinking, after my last post, about the differences between men and women. You know, just recently scientists decoding the human genome found that there are just 78 genes separating men from women. Wow, just 78!!!
There are many differences beyond the actual physical. Some are serious, some are jokes. Somehow, though, a few of the joking ones are pretty darn close to the truth.... dontcha think? Well, I thought of a few things myself:
At weddings, women cry then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry.
Men need a round of applause when they do any housework.
Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each other when peeing.
Women parallel process, men parallel park.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want.
Only women can understand other women.
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, since sex is what they want.
Women do not get turned on at the thought of two men together.
The best way to understand a woman is to love her. Then it isn't necessary to understand her.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
I guess that's all for now. Gotta go do my summer reading.. chat soon.
xoxo
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